Monday, October 4, 2010

The Social Network Quotes

Great Movie Quotes from the remarkable movie the social network:

Dating you is like dating a stair climber
it's exhausting

Mark your not an asshole
you just try too hard to be

Oh wait heres your check for $19,000 but dont cash it as the funds are frozen.

Victoria secret was founded by a guy who grew the business and sold it for $4 million dollars and than the next owner turned it into a $500 million dollar business a few years later. The guy who sold for 4 million? Jumped off the golden gate bridge and it's cold under water.

You don't want to catch 14 eels just one big Marlin.

I tried to best match the quotes as I could remember them from the facebook movie if you know of the correct or additional quotes please feel free to leave a comment and I will gladly post them when I get a chance when I'm not wired up.

and some more enjoy:

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Marylin Delpy: The site got 2200 hits within 2 hours?
Mark Zuckerberg: Thousand.
Marylin Delpy: I'm sorry?
Mark Zuckerberg: Twenty-two *thousand*.
Marylin Delpy: [to herself] Wow.
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Sean Parker: Drop the "the". Just "Facebook". It's cleaner.



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Stanford College Girl: [Walks away with "Stanford" on the back of her panties] You don't even remember my name, do you?
Sean Parker: Stanford?

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Mark Zuckerberg: [from trailer] If you guys were the inventors of Facebook, you'd have invented Facebook.



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Mark Zuckerberg: As for the charges, I believe I deserve some recognition from this board.
Ad Board Chairwoman: I'm sorry?
Mark Zuckerberg: Yes.
Ad Board Chairwoman: I don't understand...
Mark Zuckerberg: Which part?


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Gage: Mr. Zuckerberg, do I have your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg: [stares out the window] No.
Gage: Do you think I deserve it?
Mark Zuckerberg: [looks at the lawyer] What?
Gage: Do you think I deserve your full attention?
Mark Zuckerberg: I had to swear an oath before we began this deposition, and I don't want to perjure myself, so I have a legal obligation to say no.
Gage: Okay - no. You don't think I deserve your attention.
Mark Zuckerberg: I think if your clients want to sit on my shoulders and call themselves tall, they have the right to give it a try - but there's no requirement that I enjoy sitting here listening to people lie. You have part of my attention - you have the minimum amount. The rest of my attention is back at the offices of Facebook, where my colleagues and I are doing things that no one in this room, including and especially your clients, are intellectually or creatively capable of doing.
[pauses]
Mark Zuckerberg: Did I adequately answer your condescending question?



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Eduardo Saverin: Sorry, my Prada is at the cleaners, along with my hoodie and my 'fuck you' flip-flops, you pretentious douche bag!



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K.C.: Seven different people spammed me the same link.
KC's Friend: What is it?
K.C.: I don't know, but I'm really hoping it's cats that look like Hitler 'cause I can never get enough of that.



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Erica Albright: Why do you keep saying I don't need to study?
Mark Zuckerberg: You go to B.U...



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Erica Albright: The internet's not written in pencil, Mark. It's written in ink.


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Gage: Your best friend is suing you for 600 million dollars.
Mark Zuckerberg: [sarcastically] I didn't know that; tell me more!

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Erica Albright: You're going to be successful, and rich. But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't like you because you're a nerd. And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that that won't be true. It'll be because you're an asshole.


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Tyler Winklevoss: There's no such thing as Harvard law.


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Mark Zuckerberg: A guy who makes a new chair doesn't owe money to everyone who ever built a chair.



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Erica Albright: As if every thought that tumbles through your head was so clever it would be a crime for it not to be shared.



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Eduardo Saverin: Hey, Mark.
Mark Zuckerberg: 'duardo.
Eduardo Saverin: You and Erica split up.
Mark Zuckerberg: [confused] How did you know that?
Eduardo Saverin: It's on your blog.
Mark Zuckerberg: Yeah.
Eduardo Saverin: Are you alright?
Mark Zuckerberg: I need you.
Eduardo Saverin: I'm here for you.
Mark Zuckerberg: No, I need the algorithm you used during Chess Players.
Eduardo Saverin: Are you OK?
Mark Zuckerberg: We're ranking girls.


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Eduardo Saverin: You better lawyer up, asshole, because I'm not coming back for the 34%. I'm coming back for everything!


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Sean Parker: You know what's cooler than a million dollars?
Eduardo Saverin: You?
Sean Parker: A billion dollars.


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Sean Parker: We lived in farms, then we lived in cities, and now we're gonna live on the internet!



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Erica Albright: Dating you is like dating a Stairmaster.



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Marylin Delpy: You're not an asshole Mark, you're just trying too hard to be one.


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Mark Zuckerberg: Ma'am, I know you've done your homework and so you know that money isn't a big part of my life, but at the moment I could buy Mt. Auburn Street, take the Phoenix Club and turn it into my ping pong room.


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Mark Zuckerberg: Eduardo, It's like a Final Club except we're the president.


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Mark Zuckerberg: Your actions could have permanently destroyed everything I've been working on!
Eduardo Saverin: *We* have been working on!



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Marylin Delpy: What are you doing?
Mark Zuckerberg: Just checking on how Facebook is doing in Bosnia.
Marylin Delpy: Bosnia. They don't have roads in Bosnia, but they have Facebook.
[Mark says nothing]
Marylin Delpy: Listen, you must really hate the Winklevosses.
Mark Zuckerberg: I don't hate anybody. The "Winklevii" aren't suing me for intellectual property theft. They're suing me because for the first time in their lives, things didn't go exactly the way they were supposed to.

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